Atheist Homeschool

This is hilarious , I just wanted to share with you this… um…. article about Halloween. Apparently Satan wants you. Yep, and he wants you to dress up like little princesses and knock on doors sharing candy and treats with your neighbors. Yep, once a year. Read on, seriously, apparently the witch’s broomstick is symbolic of a penis. Yep, so that’s a sure sign that God hates transvestites, right? But maybe Satan loves them. Seriously, whenever you participate in Halloween you are worshiping Satan. It doesn’t matter what’s in your heart because all of the traditional Halloween things are the stuff of Satan and particiapting in them automatically makes you Satanic. If you don’t believe me, read it.  I just thought I’d warn you.  

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